Keith Lemon
- Monday, 15 November 2010
Outspoken, saucy and downright SEXY - Keith Lemon dons his leotard and takes on the ever-probing Glamour Inquisitor…
1. Last text message you received?
It was from Adam Garcia. It said Hey mate. This is Adam. Hope to see you soon for a beer. He was sat on't same table as me at an awards show this week. I was presenting an award to Fearne for all't charity work she's done. She'll eat dog poo for charity that girl. She's a got a big heart. Nearly as big as her nostrils.
2. Last time someone saw you naked - and who?
Probably Holly and Fearne. T' other night at the record of Celebrity Juice. They' re both always trying to cop a look at me naked in me dressing from. They're highly sexed girls.
3. Your celebrity crush growing up?
I liked everyone that was pleasing to the eye really. I liked Wonder Woman quite a lot, hey and she still looks bang tidy. I liked Patsy Kensit when I was a young'n. I worked with her on a program I did called 'A Bears Tail'. She's got nice bangers!
4. Biggest fashion faux pas?
Don't think I've ever had one. I look good in a bin liner me. Oh I felt a bit daft wearing that pink dress when I did 'Let's Dance For Comic Relief' with Paddy.
5. Last lie you told?
I'm always telling lies - it makes conversation more entertaining I fink.
6. Put your iPod on shuffle. Write down the first song that comes up
We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off (To Have A Good Time), by Germane Stuart
7. Sum yourself up in three words
Fit strawberry blonde
8. If you could eat anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Baked potato with cheese and coleslaw
9. Tell us one thing about yourself that no one knows?
I don't have a foreskin. I'm as smooth as a dolphin's beak
10. Last book you read?
That Michael J Fox book. What a great man. I love Michael J Fox. Me and Rufus Hound recently went to see Back to t' Future both dressed as Marty McFly
Keith Lemon's Fit is out on DVD on November 22nd, courtesy of Lionsgate Home Entertainment
1. Last text message you received?
It was from Adam Garcia. It said Hey mate. This is Adam. Hope to see you soon for a beer. He was sat on't same table as me at an awards show this week. I was presenting an award to Fearne for all't charity work she's done. She'll eat dog poo for charity that girl. She's a got a big heart. Nearly as big as her nostrils.
2. Last time someone saw you naked - and who?
Probably Holly and Fearne. T' other night at the record of Celebrity Juice. They' re both always trying to cop a look at me naked in me dressing from. They're highly sexed girls.
3. Your celebrity crush growing up?
I liked everyone that was pleasing to the eye really. I liked Wonder Woman quite a lot, hey and she still looks bang tidy. I liked Patsy Kensit when I was a young'n. I worked with her on a program I did called 'A Bears Tail'. She's got nice bangers!
4. Biggest fashion faux pas?
Don't think I've ever had one. I look good in a bin liner me. Oh I felt a bit daft wearing that pink dress when I did 'Let's Dance For Comic Relief' with Paddy.
5. Last lie you told?
I'm always telling lies - it makes conversation more entertaining I fink.
6. Put your iPod on shuffle. Write down the first song that comes up
We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off (To Have A Good Time), by Germane Stuart
7. Sum yourself up in three words
Fit strawberry blonde
8. If you could eat anything in the world right now, what would it be?
Baked potato with cheese and coleslaw
9. Tell us one thing about yourself that no one knows?
I don't have a foreskin. I'm as smooth as a dolphin's beak
10. Last book you read?
That Michael J Fox book. What a great man. I love Michael J Fox. Me and Rufus Hound recently went to see Back to t' Future both dressed as Marty McFly
Keith Lemon's Fit is out on DVD on November 22nd, courtesy of Lionsgate Home Entertainment
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